Most of these Eco classes are a concoction of dry, mundane theory and outrageously bad PJs. I discovered even in the first class itself, that the prof was an expert at giving real- funde/quotes.
The pick of them are here: Read on...
"If you do not get good sleep you are suffering from inso-mania ( insomnia he meant)."
.For a good professional (lol)
" Dream at night, not at sight."
." As an individual, I want to have a good career. Please note I said career, not carrier."
." You see, Each person in the organization is working "as" an asset.
" Dream at night, not at sight."
." As an individual, I want to have a good career. Please note I said career, not carrier."
." You see, Each person in the organization is working "as" an asset.
Please note ,it is "asset" not "ass". Both are different words."
. "Humour is needed in my class otherwise we will walk and talk like zombies(and
shows it with live demo)."
. "A company should work for customer satisfaction and sales growth simultaneously. Like a movie where the hero is fighting the villan and later singing romantic duet with the
heroine."
.You see, these are the 7 principles of management. Buckosh(Because) you are the
manger, not damager!
.You see, Everyone wants profit, I dont want to live a life of celibacy.(????)
. A leader should be dynamic, dont confuse with dynamite.
. A country is poor Buckosh it is poor.
. The AIDA priciple is necessary for marketing. Read it carefully, the last etter is not 'S' it is 'A'.
. A product should be packaged well,
. "Humour is needed in my class otherwise we will walk and talk like zombies(and
shows it with live demo)."
. "A company should work for customer satisfaction and sales growth simultaneously. Like a movie where the hero is fighting the villan and later singing romantic duet with the
heroine."
.You see, these are the 7 principles of management. Buckosh(Because) you are the
manger, not damager!
.You see, Everyone wants profit, I dont want to live a life of celibacy.(????)
. A leader should be dynamic, dont confuse with dynamite.
. A country is poor Buckosh it is poor.
. The AIDA priciple is necessary for marketing. Read it carefully, the last etter is not 'S' it is 'A'.
. A product should be packaged well,
Buckosh old wife in new saree will always
be in demand. (His version of "old wine in new bottle.")
. You see, 50 years back americans were telling " Be careful with your food or
Indians will take it." Now they say " be careful with your job, Indians will take it."
Regards
Vish
be in demand. (His version of "old wine in new bottle.")
. You see, 50 years back americans were telling " Be careful with your food or
Indians will take it." Now they say " be careful with your job, Indians will take it."
Regards
Vish
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